[Hodgepodge world view], [pseudo dnd], [fun]

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"All the spells I developed and improved are out of the exploration of truth and the pursuit of science. You should not slander a simple scholar like me."

In the first year of the Third Era, Jia Xiu, the greatest spellcaster in history, the inventor of more than 10,000 spells, and the sorcerer known as the forbidden spell maker, answered like this when facing the accusation of genocide.

"Why does the infinite healing spell make the target's whole body get cancer? Just tell me if the cancer tumor is healing infinitely!"

"The absolute protection spell blocks the air and causes suffocation? Heaven and earth are conscientious, air is very dangerous, of course it must be blocked, I have sufficient evidence to prove that anyone who breathes the air will die."

"The little boy's summoning spell destroyed the Demon King's City, and the radiation produced made it uninhabitable for 30 years. Well, this, uh... I am the extermination of the demon race, how about it! I say I am innocent, whoever agrees, whoever opposes!"

Attention, the doomsday city world ahead, the cyber wizards are about to invade!

Wizards, one of the extraordinary professions in the cyber world, are limited by the number of extraordinary items in existence, and it is difficult to advance to extraordinary power.

...

The doomsday crisis in the city broke out, extraordinary items blossomed everywhere, but extraordinary professions have not yet been born.

Lynch, who has the [Gate], travels between the two worlds.

【Plant transformation, power management, world war, knowledge research】

Knowledge is power. So is farming!

While others toiled in meditation, he meticulously cultivated; while others explored ruins, he cultivated plantations. Trees that produced minerals? Anthropomorphic thorn guardians? Crops that spontaneously condensed energy? These were all cogs in his grand plan.

From the ore ferns that can refine metals, to the ancient war trees that protect the territory, to the energy-absorbing flowers that condense energy gems... his nursery is the most magical treasure trove.

With his unique talent, he started from scratch, cultivated treasures, accumulated resources, recruited manpower, and step by step built a huge organization spanning the continent.

Finally, a towering wizard tower rises from the ground, its roots deeply embedded in countless incredible plants. This is the story of a wizard who uses plants as a foundation to climb to the pinnacle of power.

Traveling through the mysterious world, Locke binds to the witch feeding system and explores 54 times according to folk legends, neighborhood gossip, and various tabloids and magazines, looking for the legendary witch. It turns out that those are all rumors and he is a fool.

[Just when he was about to give up looking for the witch, he accidentally saw a recruitment advertisement...]

This book is also known as "I, the Witch Breeder", "I Really Don't Want to Become an Evil God", "I Became a God and Was Surrounded by Witches"

Astrologers, those who use the movements of celestial bodies to understand the past and present, predict the future, and reveal destiny, are a variant of the prophetic wizard.

Astrologer Pal Last initially believed this, until he rediscovered an ancient tome passed down from his ancestors—the "Guide to the Starry Passenger."

What does it mean to "use the paths of the stars as a circuit to construct formulas, and to draw on the magic of the astral realm to perform plane-level magic"? What does

it mean to "distort time and space with immense magical power and mass—this is the essence of astrology"?

What does it mean to "see what you get, and to foresee the future and pre-empt power"?

What does it mean to "give the sky stars, give the earth light, and give man the future"?

At first glance, it seems like mere fiction, but upon closer inspection, there's a deeper meaning. If only they could launch something into the sky and maintain contact with it...

this was the very first step taken by the legendary astrologer who revolutionized the school of prophecy. It was also the beginning of the career of the prophet known as the "Great Conman."

"What do you mean by conning people? We prophets are so weak in combat and so easily targeted. How can we survive if we don't learn some magic to protect ourselves?"

This world is totally insane.

There are gods who’ve lost themselves, witches who’ve stolen divinity, churches that claim to worship gods but secretly covet divine power, and nobles who appear honorable yet eat people alive behind closed doors.

The entire continent’s history can be summed up in one sentence: survival of the fittest, profit above all.

A girl from Earth named He Mu was reincarnated into this twisted world, becoming the new Lord of Heim.

Thankfully, the Transmigration Authority didn’t forget to issue her a cheat—thanks to the Trait System, she began her ascent to godhood step by step.

But who would’ve guessed—

The world’s calamity, the master of death, the Little Western Lord of Heim, the forever-loli Reaper, the legendary Death Witch—Hel Heim…

The thing she regrets most in this life is putting on that d*mn “Witch” trait with her own hands.