What’s at Hogwarts in 1991?

Harry Potter? The Philosopher’s Stone? The Golden Trio?

Or the Three-Headed Dog, Devil’s Snare, Troll…

More likely there’s Bat-like Snape, Bumblebee Dumbledore, Two-faced Quirrell, Serpentine-faced Voldemort…

And from then on, things will only get worse year by year…

“If I could choose, couldn’t I move forward another 20 years?”

Albert cried in vain and reluctantly fought his way forward, through a path full of pitfalls, in 1991’s Hogwarts.

"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"

"Avada Kedavra."

"Fuck! What are you doing?!"

"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."

"...Who gave you this bad name?"

"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."

"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"

"No, they don't dare."

"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"

"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."

"Albus Dumbledore made two great mistakes in his life: one was Tom Riddle, and the other was Jim Lynch." Jim Lynch, the "Mist Hangman," a forbidden legend who hunted hundreds of dark wizards, was locked in the Forbidden Forest by Dumbledore himself. When the savior Harry enrolled in school, he tore open his cage and returned to the wizarding world as a professor. Dumbledore regarded him as a hidden danger, and the Ministry of Magic became his chess game, with death walking with him. When the sky of Hogwarts was set on fire, Lynch stepped out of the fire and smiled elegantly at Voldemort: "Hello, Tom, did you miss me?"

Traveling to the world of Harry Potter, Ivan Vesemir became the heir of a pure-blood family.

Adhering to the central idea of "If you can survive, you will survive", Ivan handed over the Horcrux he got to Dumbledore, detoured when he met Harry Potter on the road, lowered his grades in the exam to make the professor ignore him, take a step back and find a way out;

Arm yourself with alchemy, study black magic and learn about your enemies.

And then, he was inexplicably targeted by the boss...

"What? Why can I achieve what I am today? Ah... It's embarrassing to say, they won't let me go on, so I can only find a way to kill them all."

Hogwarts Honorary Headmaster, Eagle of Helheim, Incarnate Man, Midas Toucher, Enemy of Goblins, First Class Merlin Medal Winner, Honeydukes Candy Shop Owner——Ivan Vesemir Said.

[Crossing over + becoming a cat + pseudo-antithesis + single CP Hermione + warm daily life]

Original title: "The Secret Black Cat of Hogwarts". The protagonist is not a saint, and the IQ of all the characters is basically online.

The Oriental Black Cat brought mysterious power into Hogwarts. There are so many ghosts in the school, I really want to eat one, the Dementors taste very good, Voldemort is the main meal, there is no escape!

Centaur: The end of the bear, the destroyer of herbs, the nemesis of the eight-eyed giant spider, the ominous darkness...The Mars tonight blinded my eyes.

Draco: He is a true aristocrat! What an elegance!

Simo: shepherd of lost lambs, ferryman of the sea of ​​soul, life mentor, pioneer of art.

Macon: I'm a regular little black cat.

Voldemort: Great! I am beginning to understand everything!

Harry Potter:

Ye Shu, a good-for-nothing otaku, traveled through time and space, finding himself in a mediocre modern city. With no supernatural powers, let alone superheroes, he expected to live an ordinary life. However, at the age of eleven, his life took a surprising turn. "Attention, freshmen! No student is allowed to enter the Dark Forest. This is for you, Ravenclaw Ye Shu! As a senior, you must not do anything that might lead the freshmen astray!" Dumbledore declared at the freshman welcome dinner. "A cauldron is for brewing potions, not for cooking. Ravenclaw students, especially, do not imitate your senior, Ye Shu!" Snape sternly warned the freshmen during Potions class. "Broomsticks are for riding, not for standing on them and yelling about flying. Do not imitate Ye Shu's absurd behavior!" Madam Hooch declared, broomstick in hand, addressing the freshmen. "What on earth did this senior Ye Shu do that angered everyone?" The freshmen looked at each other in bewilderment.

Rowling travels through the world of Harry Potter and awakens to become a necromancer.

Having escaped Azkaban twice, he is famous (and infamous) in the wizarding world.

But he was hired by Hogwarts as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Dumbledore: "Letting Rowling become a professor at Hogwarts is the best decision I have ever made in my life. But Rowling, why are you sitting in my seat?"

Snape: "You are definitely the next Dark Lord. I will keep an eye on you. Wait, why did you expel me?"

Professor McGonagall: "Rowling, I've told you many times that Transfiguration can't turn your pile of skeletons into a catgirl!"

...

Many years later.

Some people call Rowling the greatest wizard in the wizarding world after Dumbledore.

Some people also say that Rowling has influenced the atmosphere of the magical world and is a sinner of the magical world!

Some even say that Rowling becoming the headmaster of Hogwarts is a disgrace to Hogwarts!

Rowling, surrounded by the Scourge, sat on the golden chair in the Hogwarts Great Hall, looking helpless:

"How did I, a prisoner of Azkaban, get hired as a professor at Hogwarts and eventually become the headmaster?"

"It can only be said that a person's fate..."

My dear grandpa is actually a werewolf, the truth behind the Philosopher's Stone, and the back-up man behind the four founders.

None of this prevents Loren from being a bastard, having fun with Seamus, exchanging experiences with the twins, and explaining the weirdness of Quidditch...

This is a story about hanging out at Hogwarts.

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First Transfiguration Lesson

Loren: Look at that cat above, it looks so easy to touch.

Hermione: Heartbeat, in short, it is heartbeat.

five minutes later

Hermione: Loren! ! !

(PS: The three little ones are the same age, they don’t follow the main line of the original work, they don’t have a system, and they try their best not to be OOC.)

[Growth flow, Badger House, single female lead, Harry's class, original derivative plot]

"When others travel through time, they see the system and the old man in their minds, but why is it that when I see it, it's just ice cream?"

When wizards in "Harry Potter" cast magic, emotions are of paramount importance, and can even be said to be the foundation of magic.

So, what kind of journey will a pure soul with a spirit of sacrifice in another world embark on when paired with ice cream that symbolizes happiness and joy?

Where will the pure-blooded nobility go? Will tragedy repeat itself? Will our victory still be a "lose-lose" victory?

When "Harry Potter" truly becomes a grand world, then are the enemies and crises really only hidden within us?

Following the aroma of ice cream, we headed to Hogwarts in 1991 to find out