"Hey, how did I become a master of magic thief?"

"Professor Dumbledore, how did your Galleons get into my pocket?"

"Professor Snape, I swear, I have nothing to do with your lost warehouse of potions!"

Crait Frey is reborn as a legendary master of magic thieves, but he carries a vicious curse on him. However, this cannot stop the rise of a new star in the wizarding world.

From now on, please ask wizards in the magical world to call him, an outstanding faculty member of Hogwarts, a well-known best-selling author, a legendary explorer, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin...

Soar into the sky with the giant dragon of the Black Forest;

learn the fairy magic in the Fairy Garden;

meet the goddess of luck at the Fountain of Good Fortune with the brave;

combine the three holy relics into one in the face of the god of death;

in a world where wizards exist, are fairy tales the fantasy of genius or embellished history?

Through the mist of history, across the boundary between this world and the next.

Avalon, please show the truth of the world to the wanderers.

…………

"My dream used to be to become a best-selling fairy tale writer in the Muggle and wizard worlds."

The reporter from the Daily Prophet raised the microphone, "What about now?"

"I have written my life into a fairy tale that I am most satisfied with... Look, whether it is Muggles or wizards, is there anyone who can refuse my story?"

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

First, Dumbledore knew that Gilderoy Lockhart was a fake.

Secondly, Lockhart also knew that Lockhart was a fake because he traveled through time and space and became Lockhart.

The problem now is that Dumbledore plans to invite him to Hogwarts as a negative example, while Lockhart, a fake who can't even perform the simplest magic, just wants to lie down and enjoy the wealth accumulated by his original body.

But in the end, Lockhart still went to Hogwarts to serve as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Wasn't the magic mansion and the vault full of gold galleons attractive?

Or was it that the achievement of more than a dozen best-selling books that earned him endless royalties was not enough to satisfy him?

Or were Snape and Voldemort, who were obsessed with their own positions, not scary?

No, neither of them. It's because Lockhart was forced to go to school by Dumbledore! So... find a way to make this year's mission...

The last bell of the century has sounded.

The shadows are hazy, and the last demon hunter is chasing the out-of-control werewolf.

The blood moon is in the sky, and the ancient vampires are preparing to welcome the return of their ancestor.

Shrouded in fog, Little Red Riding Hood in Storybrooke is looking for the descendants of Grimm.

Wizards walked out of Hogwarts, "The damned mudbloods are usurping the glory of purebloods."

Groudon tore through the ground, "The thugs from Azkaban are on a killing spree."

Kyogre stirred the waves, "A new Dark Lord is about to ascend the throne."

Rayquaza pierced the sky, "Great Wizard King, Builder of the White Tower, Swordmaster of Gryffindor, Paris respectfully welcomes you."

Allen touched Arceus beside him. The sixteen tablets of creation radiated eternal light. "I'm just a training master who does this out of interest."

Others travel through time, systems, points, and omniscience.

Lin Xia travels through time and turns into Myrtle at the beginning.

In addition to the unbreakable confinement, the ghost is eyeing her covetously, and there is also a two-soul body snatching will. What kind of sky-shattering start is this? ?

Lin Xia: Okay, okay, this is how you want to play it, right?

She holds the scales of fate, reverses the strength and weakness, and sacrifices the basilisk!

After finally glimpsing a glimpse of the secret, Lin Xia reincarnates again and finds that a stupid soul splitter in Hogwarts always brings her many surprises.

Gryffindor's body forging method, Ravenclaw's soul forging method, Slytherin's soul tempering method, Hufflepuff's fishing method, the ancient twenty-eight holy clans...

Lin Xia, coming from the end of the world, holds the scales of fate high, steals the secrets in the shadows, and finally holds the power of the gods!

(Upgrade flow, modern mystery, behind-the-scenes flow, no CP)

After traveling through the Harry Potter world for seventeen years, Whitefall, who could only use dark magic, was expelled from Hogwarts and became a Death Eater. He was later imprisoned in Azkaban for helping Voldemort.

With no other options left, he took out his wand and was about to commit suicide.

As he was about to die, he heard a golden light explode in his head.

[Ding, your Infinite Forbidden Spell System has been bound.]

No, I was already in Azkaban, and Goldfinger only came?

When he woke up again, he had returned to the scene seven years ago.

At that time, he had not yet entered Hogwarts and was surviving in the cracks of an orphanage.

With the help of the system, Bai Yun uses power far beyond black magic to reach the pinnacle of magic.

If he were to live his life over again, he would make the entire magical world submit to him!

"Auror? What does your arrest of dark wizards have to do with me, the Forbidden Spells Master?"

"Death Eaters? Do you think a mere Voldemort is worthy of my submission?"

"Defense Against the Dark Arts? Sorry, I was instantly killed by a forbidden spell!"

In this life, Bai Yun officially opens a new era of the magical world with his memory and golden finger!

Harry: It seems my classmates are more dangerous than Voldemort?

Dumbledore: Our house has opened Azkaban?

Voldemort: You are using my words!

[Crossing over + becoming a cat + pseudo-antithesis + single CP Hermione + warm daily life]

Original title: "The Secret Black Cat of Hogwarts". The protagonist is not a saint, and the IQ of all the characters is basically online.

The Oriental Black Cat brought mysterious power into Hogwarts. There are so many ghosts in the school, I really want to eat one, the Dementors taste very good, Voldemort is the main meal, there is no escape!

Centaur: The end of the bear, the destroyer of herbs, the nemesis of the eight-eyed giant spider, the ominous darkness...The Mars tonight blinded my eyes.

Draco: He is a true aristocrat! What an elegance!

Simo: shepherd of lost lambs, ferryman of the sea of ​​soul, life mentor, pioneer of art.

Macon: I'm a regular little black cat.

Voldemort: Great! I am beginning to understand everything!

Harry Potter:

If Dumbledore had not defeated Grindelwald.

If the war between wizards and Muggles really broke out.

If the finger witch that the faded one failed to meet was reborn in the body of an 11-year-old wizard girl.

My name is Hermione Granger, and I will rebuild the magic circle of this broken world.

(Contains secondary settings, rational discussion)

Matthew traveled to "Harry Potter", only to find that the world was facing the invasion of various foreign evil gods:

The "Dimensional Devil" that rules purgatory, the "Eyes of the Abyss" that dominate the spirit world, the "Paradox Devourer" that occupies the void...

There is also the "Blood Lord" who stole his chance to travel through time and whose strength has undergone a qualitative change...

There are suddenly many evil cults in the world. They are the root of the old beliefs and the anchor point for the invasion of foreign gods.

Fortunately, the system has awakened an incredible wisdom!

Yes, you read that right! The system has given itself a cheat code!

And as the host...Matthew can completely skip the comprehension steps and directly obtain the results of comprehension!

What does your understanding mean to my understanding? We just have different divisions of labor.

Many years later, when many evil gods were willing to burn the world to death in order to descend upon Hogwarts:

[You have come into contact with the origin of the laws of space. Due to your extraordinary understanding, you have gained the right to manage the crystal wall of the world.]

[You watched the world that was about to fall. Due to your extraordinary understanding, you mastered the endless world destruction chain.]

You can figure out the system, and leave Hogwarts to me!

Looking at the system prompt, Matthew announced domineeringly:

Evil God, get out of my Hogwarts!

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Dumbledore: Wait, your what?