第1章 长生灵晶

Longevity Crystal

"Medicine, medicine..."
Chu Ci stared indifferently at the dying First Emperor, crushing the pill in his hand into powder.
"Let's stop taking drugs, starting with you and me."
Outside the palace, Zhao Yan, covered in dog muzzles, and Li Xiang, with horns growing on his head, were practically beating their brains out.
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Four hundred years passed in a flash.
As the saying goes, long separations must reunite, long reunions must separate.
"I'll tell you my name, and shock you. I'm Lingling Shang...!"
Before he could finish his words, Chu Ci tore his head off.
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Another eight hundred years, axelight and candlelight.
Chu Ci patted Old Zhao's shoulder, looking at Zhao Er, who, even with his head blown off, could still swing his axe and chop.
"Little brother, you, Old Er, are quite extraordinary."
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A thousand years passed in a flash, atop Meishan Mountain.
Chu Ci, dressed in white, stood in the wind, glancing at the current emperor as he hung a rope.
"Little dog, this crooked tree isn't strong enough. Let's try another."
Looking out over the capital, breached by countless treacherous attacks, Emperor Qiming, ready to sacrifice his life for his country, froze.
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[The treacherous erosion, the fall of Heaven.]
[Note: This book doesn't follow the 'traditional cultivation of immortality' path. There will be no mortals rising to the realm of cultivation. Instead, it follows the long course of history, the rise and fall of dynasties, and is guaranteed to satisfy our readers.]

“药，药…”
楚辞淡漠注视着奄奄一息的始皇帝，将手中丹药捏碎成粉。
“拒绝嗑药，从你我做起。”
而在殿外，满身狗嘴的赵阉和头上长角的李相，脑花子都快打出来了。
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四百年，一晃即逝。
常言道，分久必合，合久必分。
“说出吾名，吓汝一跳，我乃是零陵上……！”
话音未落，楚辞把他脑袋拧了下来。
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又八百年，斧光烛影。
楚辞拍着老赵的肩膀，看着跟前这个脑袋炸了还能举着斧子乱砍的赵二。
“小老弟，你这个老二，很不一般。”
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转瞬千年，梅山之上。
楚辞一袭白衣，临风而立，瞥了眼正在挂绳子的当今天子。
“细狗，这棵歪脖子树不牢，换一棵吧。”
远眺被无数诡祟攻破的京师，正准备以身殉国的启明帝愣住了。
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【诡异侵蚀，天道沦陷。】
【注：本书不走‘传统修仙’，不会有凡俗到修真界，而是历史长河，王朝沉浮，包读者大佬们满意。】