第1章 开局系统 神秘礼包

Starting system mysterious gift pack

[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]

This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"

Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.

However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.

——

"Have you heard?"

"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"

"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"

"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"

In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.

…

In the Law Enforcement Hall.

Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"

The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."

…

A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong

"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"

Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."

Countless years later.

A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.

—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.

—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

【诙谐搞笑+不无脑+非爽文+无刀+轻松+剑修+日常】

本书又名«系统开局跑路，我反手吃女帝软饭»、«仙秦帝国，我不是始皇»、«黑白两道，大佬都是我！»

叶桐穿越至一片浩瀚无垠的大陆，本想老老实实过日子。

然而当他开启系统送的大礼包后，一切都变了。
——
“听说了吗?”

“那个抢圣地药园、偷瑶池圣女衣物、搬走圣地灵脉的玄天狗贼，已经被执法殿抓了，真是大快人心啊！”

“可不是嘛！那小子仗着剑法和身法霸道，不知道抢了多少资源，早就该惩治他了！”

“好！玄天一死，月仙子就是我的了！”
【虚境】上，众人议论纷纷，一致认为玄天罪无可赦，理应凌迟处理。
……
执法殿中。
叶桐微微皱眉，捏了捏身边绝色美人的脸蛋：“听说我被你抓了？”

美人放下卷轴，轻握叶桐的手：“坊间传言，断不可信。”
……
若干年后，有人询问叶桐
“玄天大佬，你是怎么做到一直不被执法殿抓到的？”

叶桐脸不红，心不跳，理直气壮：“因为执法殿殿主，是我家娘子啊。”

无数年后。

一柄极致杀伐的无垠巨剑，凝聚在星空彼岸，当剑意蓦然爆发的那一刻，一剑出，万灵寂。

—正道第一人士，叶桐。
—尼古拉斯悍匪，玄天（叶桐）