第一章 穿越了，我是诡异？

I traveled through time and space, am I weird?

[Change to 100+Stick to Stick+No Intelligence Loss+Genius Player/Cute and Weird+1v1]

My name is Luo Shutong. I traveled through time and became a little loli with white hair.

But I was originally a blue boy.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he was almost dissected by his perverted cousin. After barely escaping, he was thrown into a horror copy and became the lowest-level weird NPC.

What’s even more terrifying is that I met her.

Xia Yubing, Hanxia's genius judge, is a monster-level player who has cleared four dungeons in a row.

She is cold and powerful.

And I, a weakling soul-level monster, stood trembling in front of her, afraid that I would be killed in one blow in the next second.

In order to survive, I decided to hold her thighs tightly!

"Sister, stick to it!"

"Rules? Clues? I'll give them all to you!"

"Don't kill me, I'm a very good boy!"

But the way she looks at me...why is it getting more and more wrong?

Wait! I'm weird! Sister, wake up!

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My name is Xia Yubing.

Regarding the strange stories about national destiny, death copies, and endless killing... I've really had enough.

Until I met that little white-haired loli.

She is obviously weird, but clumsy and cute.

She would stutter while handing me the menu, secretly pull at the corner of my clothes, and even... she would snuggle into my arms with a blushing face.

She is like a ray of light, shining into my dark world.

I want to protect her, even if she is weird.

No, I should say - precisely because she is weird, I want to keep her.

After all, in this world...

Only I can bully her.

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"Sister, don't kill me..."

"Be good, I won't kill you... but don't even think about escaping."

【变百+贴贴+不降智+天才玩家/呆萌诡异+1v1】
我叫洛疏桐，我穿越了，还变成了一个白发小萝莉。
可我本来是个蓝孩纸啊。
刚睁眼就差点被变态表哥解剖，好不容易逃过一劫，又被丢进恐怖副本，成了最低级的诡异NPC。
更可怕的是——我遇见了她。
夏语冰，函夏的天才裁定者，连续通关四个副本的怪物级玩家。
她冷漠、强大。
而我，一个战五渣的残魂级诡异，瑟瑟发抖地站在她面前，生怕下一秒就被一刀秒了。
为了活命，我决定抱紧她的大腿！
“姐姐，贴贴！”
“规则？线索？都给你！”
“别杀我，我超乖的！”
可她看我的眼神……怎么越来越不对劲了？
等等！我是诡异啊！姐姐你清醒一点！
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我叫夏语冰。
对于国运怪谈、死亡副本、无尽的杀戮……我是真的，受够了。
直到我遇见那个白发小萝莉。
她明明是诡异，却笨拙得可爱。
会结结巴巴地递菜单，会偷偷拽我的衣角，甚至……还会红着脸往我怀里钻。
她像一束光，照进我黑暗的世界。
我想保护她，哪怕她是诡异。
不，应该说——正因为她是诡异，我才更要留下她。
毕竟，在这个世界里……
只有我能欺负她。
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“姐姐，别杀我……”
“乖，不杀你……但你也别想逃。”