第1章 暴击进化聊天群。

Critical strike evolution chat group.

Ge Xiaolun: Whoever says I am a deserter, I will hit his sand pot with my fist.

Zhou Zhezhi: Haha, thank goodness we have a chat group, so I finally don’t have to deal with those idiots.

Angel Yan: Some people always say that I am the spendthrift Yan. Now I will give you a chance to sort out your words again. What should you call me?

Xiao Yan: I drive a spaceship to blow up Dou Di, and Soul Palace is my little brother.

Han Li: Hehehe, I am Xiao Yan from the Soul Palace.

葛小伦：谁在说我是逃兵，我用拳头敲他的沙罐。
周喆直：哈哈，幸亏有了聊天群，终于不用搭理那群智障了。
天使彦：总有人说我是败家彦，现在重新给你们一次整理语言的机会，该叫我什么？
萧炎：开着飞船炸斗帝，魂殿是我的小弟。
韩立：桀桀桀，在下魂殿萧炎