第1章 脚下一空，跨越世界

Across the world

Chen An, a one-in-a-million otaku, stepped on empty air on his way downstairs to pick up a package and traveled to the continent of Teyvat.

There is no cheat code, no system, only two extremely powerful talents. Not only is he immortal, he can also gather all the props in the world into himself.

So, after settling down and having no worries, Chen An began his own journey of courting death.

Mond.

"Hey! Silly Dragon over there, have you seen that mountain-sized bouncing bomb?"

A bouncing bomb powerful enough to nuke the entire Mondstadt suddenly appeared.

Liyue.

"Morax, how can I repay the thousand-year-old hatred?"

The puppy-sized Ruta Dragon King chased Zhongli and bit him madly.

Rice wife.

"Oh my, such a simple trap, only a fool would fall for it."

Yae Shinko swallowed her saliva wildly as she looked at the fried tofu in the crude rope trap in front of her.

…

After countless years, the law of nature awakened from its slumber.

Chen An: "You are the one who is called Tianli?"

Tianli: “?”

"Monster, look at the sword!"

Bang~

"Monster, look at the sword!"

Bang~

As Chen An continued to draw his sword, Tianli also kept kneeling on one knee and putting his hands together to receive the sword.

"Hehe... sir, times have changed." Chen An put away his sword and left.

Tianli: "Is this person crazy? Did I provoke you?"

陈安作为万中无一的宅男，在下楼取快递的途中一脚踏空，穿越到了提瓦特大陆。
没有金手指，没有系统，有的只是两个强到爆的天赋，不死不灭的同时还能拥有将万千世界道具汇聚己身。
于是乎，在安顿下来一切无忧之后，陈安开始了自己的花样作死之旅。
蒙德。
“喂！那边的傻龙，山大的蹦蹦炸弹见过没有？”
一个足以核平整个蒙德的蹦蹦炸弹横空出世。
璃月。
“摩拉克斯，千年遗恨如何偿还？”
小狗大小的若陀龙王追着钟离狂咬。
稻妻。
“哎呀呀，这么简单的陷阱，傻子才会上当呢。”
八重神子看着面前简陋绳索陷阱中的油豆腐狂咽口水。
……
无数年之后，天理从沉睡中苏醒。
陈安：“就你叫天理啊？”
天理：“？”
“妖孽，看剑！”
嘭~
“妖孽，看剑！”
嘭~
随着陈安的不断拔剑，天理也是在不断重复着单膝下跪双手合十接剑的模样。
“呵……大人，时代变了。”陈安收剑离去。
天理：“这人神经病吧？我招你惹你了。”