第1章 大火

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"Next, we would like to invite Mr. Su Jun, the eternal child of Liyue, the first president of Liyue National University, chief advisor of Yujingtai, leading commentator of the Liyue Daily, honorary Mondstadt, honorary knight of the Knights of Favonius in Mondstadt, one of Mondstadt's annual bards, Inazuma Peace Messenger, Xumi Visiting Professor and Honorary Sage, Honorary Judge of Fontaine, initiator of the Nata Peace Agreement, recipient of the Order of the Winter Queen, bell ringer of humanism, protector of all children in Teyvat, proponent of the full Teyvatization of the economy, founder of new mechanical geometry and new biology, lifetime recipient of the Grand Scholar Award, founder of Nature, poet, writer, and historian, to deliver a speech at the 30th anniversary celebration of Liyue National University!!!"

Listening to the surging sounds coming from all around, Su Jun, who was standing on the stage, just scratched his head: "Uh, I just want to earn some tuition..."

“接下来让我们有请永远的璃月孩子、璃月国立大学第一任校长、玉京台首席顾问、《璃月日报》第一评论员、蒙德荣誉蒙德人、蒙德西风骑士团荣誉骑士、蒙德年度的吟游诗人之一、稻妻和平使者、须弥客座教授兼名誉贤者、枫丹荣誉审判官、纳塔和平协议发起者、至冬女皇勋章获得者、人文主义的敲钟人、全提瓦特儿童的保护伞、经济全提瓦特化的提出者、力学新几何学新生物学的奠基人、大学者奖终身得主、《自然》创刊人、诗人、作家、史学家——苏均先生在璃月国立大学三十周年庆典致辞！！！”
听着四周传来的像是潮水般的声音，站在台上的苏均只是挠了挠头:“额，我只想想赚些学费而已……”