A clap of thunder brings a new life. Originally thought to be a rebirth into Europa Universalis, it unexpectedly turned into a rebirth into Hail the Wizards.
Gilderoy Lockhart has just become Minister for Magic of the United Kingdom, and there are several uninvited guests in the office.
Dumbledore: “Minister, I have to tell you with great sadness that Moriarty Slytherin is the most hidden person in the European wizarding world!”
Lovegood, editor-in-chief of The Quibbler: “Look Minister, the Hogwarts Riots, the Himalayan Avalanche, the Gringotts Heist, the World Cup Opening, the Nurmengard Bombing, the Azkaban Defection , the Durmstrang riot, these mysteries all point to one person, Moriarty Slytherin!”
Platinum noble Lucius: “On behalf of the pure blood family, I strongly request the minister to launch a wanted request for Moriarty Slytherin! Oh, my minister, don’t look at me with greedy eyes, all pure blood money is taken by Mori Artie’s gone.”
Gilderoy Lockhart showed his signature smile: “Please allow me to introduce to you my young master, the greatest wizard of all time, the master of dawn and darkness, the master of ice and thunder, the legendary god of magic, Moriarty Slytherin!”
This is the story of a little wizard who only has magic in his heart and becomes the big boss behind the scenes in the Harry Potter world.
Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.
“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”
…
A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.
“When was the happiest day of your life?”
There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.
“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”
“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”
Harry suddenly turned gloomy.
“Every Christmas.”
“Why is this?”
He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.
“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”
……
The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”
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ps: no system
ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter
ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)
Egger Morriss.
Translation: Poisoned eggs.
The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory.
For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose.
Author: Why don’t you follow the plot?
Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy!
Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant!
Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway?
Voldemort: ? ? ?
Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention.
Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes…
Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line!
Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag!
This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!
Thomas, who was accidentally reborn in Eagle Crossing, supported an entire mafia family at a young age, until the arrival of the admission letter.
The throne falls on Slytherin, Black is always on top!
The gears of fate began to turn.
Gradually, the entire Hogwarts, and even the wizarding world, became weird.
Until several years later, this powerful evil force spread to every corner of the magic world, and a "Godfather" standing at the top of the magic world appeared!
While others transmigrated into the world of Harry Potter fully prepared and living leisurely, the unfortunate John, upon just arriving in this magical world, was targeted by an Outer God who followed him.
Just as John resigned himself to his fate, a miraculous magic book system appeared, granting him the means to survive.
Why did the noseless plug-socket man personally eat dung fruit? Why did the Basilisk in the Lestrange Chamber desperately battle a mighty and extraordinary skeleton? Why did Peter Pettigrew frantically call for help in the middle of the night, claiming a Thunderbird and a Phoenix were chasing him?
The dazzling Solar Charm, the freely traversing Instant Movement, the indestructible Susanoo, the myriad transformations of Ignius's Profound Change, and the all-destroying Super Tier Magic – this is the birth of a legendary wizard named John Anderson!
[The setting is quite different from the original work, so those who study the text suggest clicking the cross immediately]
[I just imagine a free and easy life in the magic world, without too much hatred, conspiracy and intrigue (?)]
God of Time Travel: "I'll give you a chance to travel back to 1991."
Jack: “Cool~~~”
God of Crossing: "Give you extraordinary power."
Jack: "Handsome! Handsome! Handsome!"
The God of Time Travel: "How cool!"
Jack: "Then I should be able to be the best and do whatever I want, right?"
God of Transmigration: "Ahem..."
Jack: "Hogwarts acceptance letter? Wizarding world? Magic?"
A smile appeared on his face subconsciously.
"That's even better! Now I can can starfish!"
God of Transmigration: “???????”
Jack: "Wuhu~~~
With the glory of mankind, we will create a starry paradise!
Voldemort, times have changed!
Eat my neutrons and kill me!"
[As a Hufflepuff, it makes sense that I like canning starfish! 】
[How could I, who am obsessed with building a Star Ocean Community, be the Dark Lord? ]
[The history of wizards can only be described with one simple and crude word: failure
Now, I will define success myself! 】
[The era of Muggles has ended, the future of the universe belongs to wizards, this is the dawn of the era of magic! ]
[All great works require sacrifice to be created. Other beings may not understand, but they must obey! ]
[The introduction is pure nonsense. How can there be such an exaggerated plot? Don’t you think so? (Funny)]
[The female lead is tentatively Hermione. If the protagonist becomes a mechanical synthetic human and Kunkun is gone, ah... um... well...]
Browder of the third generation was reborn in the world of Harry Potter.
The legacy of the previous two lives gave Browder a stronger foundation in this life.
But… the water in Harry Potter’s world is really deep!
What’s at Hogwarts in 1991?
Harry Potter? The Philosopher’s Stone? The Golden Trio?
Or the Three-Headed Dog, Devil’s Snare, Troll…
More likely there’s Bat-like Snape, Bumblebee Dumbledore, Two-faced Quirrell, Serpentine-faced Voldemort…
And from then on, things will only get worse year by year…
“If I could choose, couldn’t I move forward another 20 years?”
Albert cried in vain and reluctantly fought his way forward, through a path full of pitfalls, in 1991’s Hogwarts.
"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"
"Avada Kedavra."
"Fuck! What are you doing?!"
"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."
"...Who gave you this bad name?"
"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."
"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"
"No, they don't dare."
"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"
"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."