Become Harry's cousin, the original author's designated Muggle.

Brother Xun has a good saying: "Merlin closes a door for you and opens a window for you."

After getting a weird mage system... Merlin opened the skylight over Dudley's head... well, maybe Merlin lifted the roof off Dudley's house.

Dudley Dursley: "Listen, I'm not what you think, I'm a spellcaster!"

Under the moonlight, Dudley twisted his waist and put on a strange posture, and a BGM sounded behind him: "Okay, I have a showdown. I admit that wizards have limits, so I don't want to be a wizard anymore! Potter!"

"System, if you do this again, I will learn the seventy-two changes and become a Super Saiyan."

This book is also known as "The God of Physics", "Anything but Magic", "Actually I Can Magic", "I'm Really Not Harry Merlin".

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Esmeralda, who traveled through time, and the Weasley twins formed the Big Three, and worked together to conquer the campus.

Professor Flitwick always liked to give her extra points.

Professor Sprout wishes she would take herbalism more seriously.

Professor McGonagall said she was a genius in transfiguration.

Professor Snape said that even though she was very talented in Potions, she was not worthy of those eyes.

Even the old bee who loves sweets frequently pays attention to her...

It's just that Harry will enter school in two years, and the noseless Voldemort will make a comeback, and his originally peaceful life will soon cease to exist.

Faced with the impact of the three protagonists, what should the Big Three do? In the battle between good and evil, where will Esmeralda stand? Will the Gemini stars never see each other again in this life?

Everything begins when Esmeralda received the admission notice when she was twelve years old...

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Nietzsche John Holmes, a child who was forcibly adopted by the Watsons during a mission, began his crazy HP magic journey from this moment on.

Hermione Granger: "You shouldn't hit your classmates, Mr. Right!"

Nietzsche Holmes: "Become a superman who resists the strong, Miss Obedient~"

He will have a series of titles in the future - the third generation of the Dark Lord, Superman, the secret lover of the Minister of Magic... (Sorry, it seems that some incredible things have been mixed in)

But the first difficulty facing him is:

Sherlock Holmes, who looks like Iron Man, and Professor Snape have started to be venomous to each other again! !

【Reincarnated as Dudley Dursley + Power of Logic & Strength + Fixing Canon Regrets + Power-Up via Magic Item Fusion + Straight Talker (Honest and Open Schemer) + Light System (Low Presence) + No Female Lead】

A bold and street-smart man from Blue Star reincarnates into a parallel Harry Potter world…

…as none other than Harry’s infamous Muggle cousin—Dudley Dursley.

By fixing key regrets in the original story, Dudley earns the right to fuse magical items, cleverly balancing brute force and sharp reasoning, evolving from a simple Muggle into a Concept-Level Archmage.

From there—

The Savior’s dark childhood is lit by a light so twisted it loops back to righteous.

The half-giant’s beloved dream of dragon-riding becomes reality, soaring over the Forbidden Forest.

The sweet-toothed old bee (Dumbledore) stops doing faith leaps from Astronomy Tower.

The prideful little dragon (Draco) embarks on a new path of growth, with friendship taking center stage.

The venom-spitting bat (Snape) is no longer misunderstood, but ends up tasting an even deadlier venom himself.

The pink toad (Umbridge)… actually becomes a literal pink toad.

Hogwarts undergoes sweeping educational reform.

The deeply cherished dead return from beyond the Veil.

And the brutal war that didn’t even spare the birds becomes a one-sided steamroll—with full counterattacks stacked to the max.

When Harry Potter meets Cthulhu World.

When scientific thinking collides with magic theory.

when……

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Every time you travel through a new world, you become a strange character or even a non-character.

Talking Tom, Knight, Witch, Slime, Snow King...

Ding Hai was also forced to start a wandering life in the heavens and all realms.

When he turned into Tom Cat, he received an invitation letter to Hogwarts School.

Then, the adventure of the fun people began...