(Not the Holy Mother, unlimited original flow, supernatural flow, self-interest flow, no heroine, decisive killing, those who mind, beware.)

As a killer, Shi Yan inexplicably traveled to another world, which seemed a little different.

"Shi Yan, I have liked you for a long time, so can you...become one with me?" The innocent and beautiful elementary school girl suddenly opened her mouth and rushed towards Shi Yan.

How could Shi Yan refuse such a cute elementary school girl? I can only let her merge with myself.

After fulfilling the wishes of elementary school girls, a killing paradise that can fulfill all wishes was revealed. The name doesn’t sound very serious, but I like it.

Killing Paradise leads directly to another property

What should I do if I come to the declining world of immortal cultivation but cannot cultivate immortality because I have no spiritual roots?

Zhang Wei: If you can't break through, use series connection. If you don't have enough resources, use parallel connection. Anyway, keep electrifying me!

What should I do if my family has no foundation in the world of immortal cultivation for the first time?

Zhang Wei: My fellow Taoist, my mealworms are absolutely clean and hygienic!

What should I do if I have no clue about the methods of alchemy, talismans, arrays, etc.?

Zhang Wei: Stop talking! Stop talking! Besides, my hairline is going to move back again!

Second Master, Second Master! The ancestor of the sickly sect of the Hehuan Sect next door is here again!

Zhang Wei: It's okay, she is addicted to immortality, I will just go and electrify her.

Many years later, when Zhang Wei finally broke through the pond of the five domains and saw a wider world, his expression suddenly became like a bereaved mother.

Zhang Wei: Alas, I came to the wrong place, and I still have to help the poor! What? You said you have oil? From now on, you are my half-brother!

ps: The author is not an electrical professional, so some settings are just for your reference, don't be too serious.

Sins under the sun, riddles in the night, this is a bizarre cyberpunk world... In the future of Brilliant City in 2276, the urban population explodes, human life span is extended, supplies are in short supply, food is poisonous, and classes are solidified. Childbirth is difficult, and crises are lurking in every corner of the city. In the mysterious 13 departments, Jean walks among the complicated forces, creating order in the city...

"I have repeatedly emphasized that the Mother Tree of Desire is an evil god. How could it be possible that it came to the world because of the pure friendship between me and them?"

In the year 1999, Chloe, the Pope of the Dawn, was interviewed by reporters. When asked about his romantic past with the yandere senior schoolmate, the noble lady, the blindfolded saint, the fairy mentor and others, as well as the descent of the evil god, he denied it.

"But the brave Lefiya's chosen sword has determined that you are the Demon King!"

"I have devoted my limited life to the infinite cause of fighting the evil god. I am very sure that I am not the Demon King."

...

In the year 2000 of the star calendar, the brave Lefiya failed to defeat the Demon King because she was pregnant with his child.

This book is also known as: "Not good, they are all coveting me", "The shared devil will not meet the simulated beautiful girl"

Jiang Zhao was once a roll king, rolling day and night until the entire Xiuxian world was numbed, just to create a comfortable and comfortable environment for retirement.

But when he came out of seclusion, he found that the Xiuxian world was about to collapse.

What's the point of rolling!

Something called a system appeared, saying that if you complete the task and accumulate enough points, you can go back to the past and change the ending of the Xiuxian world.

Jiang Zhao: Go or not? Go, but he won't roll again.

He was forced to sign a marriage contract just after returning home after five years away. He got a fiancée out of nowhere, and what was even more inexplicable was that she was the daughter of his enemy. Fang He, who had returned from five years of apprenticeship, was no longer the useless young master who could be manipulated by others. He would take back everything that belonged to him!

"Zero talent at the beginning of the miscellaneous spirit root?"

"Very good, full order."

"There is no big gift package for newbies, no one can beat it?"

"Very good, open the instant kill for me."

"Master, are you about to die?"

"Very good, no...not good!"

"Master, please wake up quickly. I've brought you the Nine Transformations Golden Pill!"

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True introduction:

Chen Xuanqing has a problem.

While others were practicing crazily, he was waiting for the plug-in to recharge.

While others were enlightening the secrets, he was waiting for the plug-in to recharge.

While others were earning spirit stones, he was still waiting for the plug-in to recharge...

Finally, the one-year period was up, and Chen Xuanqing smiled!

"Come on, come on, the one who yelled at me before, you are called the Evil Sword Immortal, right?"

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

A fortune teller once predicted: If this boy keeps his mouth shut, he will be a good man in a peaceful world; if he opens his mouth, he will be a hero in a chaotic world.

The 18-year-old boy opened his mouth and saw the world in chaos, the heroes fighting for supremacy, and the people living in misery.

He believed that conspiracy could cause chaos, but it could also stop chaos. He wanted to find a true dragon emperor to end this chaotic world.

After living for twenty-six years, Zhu Mo discovered that the strange phenomena surrounding him all originated from the Celestial Master Alliance.

As a descendant of the Celestial Master, should he uncover the truth about his mission step by step and protect the magic weapon, or should he pretend that nothing happened and return to a stable life?