第1章 修仙界直播

Live broadcast of Xiuxian World

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

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陈风穿越到玄界开启直播大业，不当人子的系统给了他一堆奇葩技能。
从此，修真界开始变得奇葩了起来。
【孝道之声（强者鉴定版）】：何为孝？何为爱？知道母爱的伟大吗？
【剪纸成人（李苟寿版）】：白事超度一条龙。
【五毛钱特效】：怎么了，没见过说话带字幕的靓仔吗？
【囍（阴间版）】：乐阵技能，召唤红白双煞。
【等价交换】：重量一样，强行交换。
【百分百空手接白刃】：看好了，是接白刃，不是被接。
【会心一击（国粹版）】：扎心的话，能给对方带来实质性攻击。
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