[Humorous + Not Brainless + Not Cool + No Swords + Relaxed + Sword Cultivation + Daily Life]

This book is also known as "The System Runs Away, I'm the Empress's Freeloader", "I Am Not the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire", and "I'm the Boss in Both the Black and White Worlds!"

Ye Tong traveled to a vast continent and wanted to live an honest life.

However, everything changed when he opened the gift package sent by the system.

——

"Have you heard?"

"That Xuantian thief who robbed the Holy Land's medicine garden, stole Yao Chi Saint's clothes, and moved the Holy Land's spiritual veins has been apprehended by the Law Enforcement Hall. This is truly a relief!"

"That's right! That brat relied on his swordsmanship and physical prowess to rob countless resources. It's time to punish him!"

"Good! Once Xuantian dies, Fairy Yue will be mine!"

In the [virtual realm], everyone was discussing the matter, and all agreed that Xuantian's crime was unforgivable and he should be executed by slow slicing.

…

In the Law Enforcement Hall.

Ye Tong frowned slightly and pinched the face of the stunning beauty beside him: "I heard that you caught me?"

The beauty put down the scroll and gently held Ye Tong's hand: "Don't believe the rumors."

…

A few years later, someone asked Ye Tong

"Boss Xuantian, how did you manage to avoid being caught by the Law Enforcement Hall?"

Ye Tong's face didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he said confidently: "Because the Lord of the Law Enforcement Hall is my wife."

Countless years later.

A giant sword with extreme killing power gathered on the other side of the starry sky. When the sword intent suddenly burst out, all spirits were silent when the sword was drawn.

—The number one person in the righteous path, Ye Tong.

—Nicholas the Bandit, Xuantian (Ye Tong)

What should I do if I travel to a world of anime mixed with hentai?

Good news, I am a devil!

As long as I sign a contract with a cute girl and make her my dependent, I can gain various special abilities.

Since I am in hentai, pleasure is the truth.

Lin Mu's eyes immediately fell on the high-quality dependent candidates, and accidentally took down the little angel Shiina Mahiru at the beginning!

Shiina Mahiru: "Since you touched me, you must be responsible!"

Kirisu Mafuyu: I am your teacher, are you serious? Shut up!

Shiina Mashiro: Hey, do you want to turn pornographic?

Akizuki Airi: Asshole, I don't like you!

Akizuki Marina: This is not right, don't...

Kujo Arisa: I really didn't curse you in Russian, please let me go!

Yukinoshita Yukino: "Scumbag, having a sister is not enough, how long are you going to bully people?"

On the way to contracting a dependent, how can Lin Mu achieve a harmonious dependent back garden?

Tang Wen returned to 2000, a poor student

Looking at [Supporting female stars, 100 times rebate],

he couldn't help but fall into deep thought

I only have 21.5 yuan in my pocket

Use your head to support female stars?

This broken system is better off not having it!

...

Write a song for Wang Xinling, funds +3 million, sister fans +1 million

Support Gao Yuanyuan to play the heroine, [Skill: Looking Back and Smiling] level upgrade

Write a script for Liu Yifei, charm +10, funds +10000w

Liu Yifei: They say I'm box office poison, are you willing to invest?

Tang Wen did not hesitate: You lose one movie a year, I am willing to lose until the end of time!

...

Famous screenwriter: Mr. Tang really loves art, he invests in any script, and only has requirements for female...only some actors. He doesn't care about the rest.

President of the Film and Television Association: Tang Wen has entered the industry, and the spring of the industry has come!

Tang Wen to the beautiful female stars: Don't ask me if I can make money, ask yourself if you still want to act!

Also known as:

"Entertainment 2000: Not for Profit, for Art"

"What's the Compensation, I Just Love Movies"

(dark, no system, the protagonist is the author's ideal self, multiple female leads, not for those who dislike this) Ten thousand years ago, the so-called Orthodox Path planted a single Dharma Tree and reversed the spiritual veins, violently remade its foundations. From then on, the world was cleaved into two realms:

The Land of Flourishing Dharma: Where flowers bloom daily, fruits ripen constantly, and golden jade forms its pavilions.

The Land of Ending Dharma:Where the rites of the state turn ominous, disasters run rampant, and you are now the honored one.

The Unorthodox Cultivators cultivated... wandered... , , , , the Seven Dharma Gates... among them the Seventh Yellow Group, seeking beauty and joy, overseeing governance and decline, either at the factories of Duzheng Peak or before the Hand of Empress Yuehai, yet they guarded upon the ground.

[It is midnight] [Green intelligence: Outside the Corpse Refining Cave, dig two feet under a half-cut ancient locust tree three miles northeast, and you will find a slightly damaged ancient magic weapon!] [Purple intelligence: A remnant soul of a Jindan-stage demon cultivator is hidden in the Xuanyin Flag, waiting for an opportunity to take over the body. You can use the Xuanyin Flag's reversal spell to reverse the swallowing. The spell is as follows...] [White intelligence: Li Jiang, the corpse-raising servant who has just moved into the stone chamber next door, has a specially made corpse-raising pill in his hand. It contains a corpse-controlling Gu. After taking it, the Gu will break out of the pill and be controlled by it!] [Golden intelligence: Gu Kun, the former leader of the Huangquan Sect, was suppressed by the current leader at the Demon Sect's God-breaking Cliff.

The path of cultivation is long and arduous. In the past, Yan Quan was a staunch believer in the supremacy of strength. His heart was solely devoted to cultivation, never wasting time on emotions.

He ruthlessly cast aside those fairies who foolishly fell for him, using every means to improve his power. All he wanted was to attain enlightenment and become the strongest under the heavens—so he’d never again suffer the kind of humiliation he experienced as a child.

But after he unexpectedly lost all his cultivation, things started going very wrong. The once-abandoned, stunningly beautiful fairies had now grown terrifyingly powerful.

When he ran into them again—or rather, when they caught him—he no longer had a choice but to talk feelings…

“I was wrong before. Now, I just want to live a peaceful life as a mortal!”

(Secretly trying to restore his cultivation…)

The fairies: “Hehehe… a mortal? Oh, we’ll let you experience it to the fullest!”

(Succubus + Husband Chasing + Multiple Female Protagonists + No System + No Rebirth + Lighthearted and Funny) Cui Li woke up and was forced to divorce his wife by the agreement. Cui Li let go without hesitation! This is how a man should divorce!

[Rebirth + Daily Love + Multiple Girls + No System]

[There are already three million-word completed books, so feel free to read without any pitfalls! ]

"Let's break up. I don't want to delay my studies."

When Chu Yang took the initiative to say this, the school beauty was dumbfounded.

Isn't breaking up what I want to say?

Chu Yang, how dare you!

In his previous life, Chu Yang devoted two and a half years to his lover, only to be met with a heartless breakup.

After graduation, the school beauty turned around and got into a BMW.

Later, Chu Yang finally realized that it was not love, it was just ambiguity, just the self-satisfaction of a little lickspittle.

And in this life, he will kill his beloved with his first sword after rebirth!

But after the breakup, the school beauty became anxious.

"Chu Yang, please don't leave, let's start over. I was wrong!"

"I'm leaving now, what else is there to chase after? Goodbye!" Don't be a bootlicker in your youth, just hold your head high and put your hands on your hips and walk sideways!

[Spiritual Revival + School Beauty + High Martial Arts + Empress + Growth System + Multiple Female Protagonists]

After traveling to a world where spiritual energy has revived, alien races have invaded and the human race is in dire straits. Everyone can awaken their talents and become spiritual warriors. Shen Xingyu, who has just traveled through time, is bound to the strongest auxiliary system at the beginning. As long as he completes various strange tasks issued by the system, he can get various rewards.

The newbie task is to confess to a random stranger? Easy! And perform a live confession balloon? System, are you sure you're not kidding me?

Isn't this a joke on me? Even if you kill me, I won't... Wait, the reward is "SSS-level top talent"? Ahem, let me organize my words first.

Little did he know that the stranger he was confessing his feelings to was actually the school beauty Lin Qingran. No, school beauty, why are you still hanging around me?

…

My name is Lin Qingran. In my previous life, I was the Supreme Empress of Blue Star, but I failed to save humanity. After my death, I was reborn. In this life, I must return to the top. Everything was going smoothly, but I never expected that my former subordinate would confess his love to me? Are you kidding me? In my previous life, you were so submissive and kept me single until death. In this life, you must be my loyal wife and support!

…

It doesn’t matter if alien races invade, just watch me destroy them with my all-powerful swordsmanship!

Don't be afraid of the beauty's admiration, I will embrace her with my broad mind!

Qi Yun, trapped in a dark moment of his life, lived each day by running a stall and delivering takeout. Until the arrival of the Daily Intelligence System completely changed his original life trajectory.

[Today’s Intelligence (Red)]: Qiu Yuanshan hid two gold bars (200g) inside the inner shell of an old washing machine. This washing machine was sold by his wife to a scrap collector and is currently for sale at Hualing Secondhand Market, stall A-2-301.

[Today’s Intelligence (Red)]: Wang Ge, a wholesale building materials dealer, actually knows an online streamer who is even more... (information incomplete).

[Today’s Intelligence (Red)]: The New District Court will hold a second auction today for a house in Vanke Huafu. Due to the homeowner’s complicated social connections, no one is willing to bid.

[Today’s Intelligence (Red)]: In the walnut orchard shack of Group 11, Yukang Village, Difeng Town, Shan County, lives a wanted criminal Li Gang. Three months ago, he killed someone after a drunken fight in a certain city and fled here.

[Today’s Intelligence (Green)]: About 300 kilometers north of the last meteorite discovery site, beneath a sand dune lies the remains of a Tang Dynasty camel caravan. This caravan was sent by the King of Tocharia as a tribute to Chang’an. Inside a box carried by the caravan is a precious scroll of the “Qing Nang Book.”